Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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