Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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