drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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