What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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