escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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