there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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