The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
