My first STD was from a foam party
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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