I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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