He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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