I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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