If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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