Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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