Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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