i just wanna soil my oats bro
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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