sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
i need some magic done to my vagina
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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