Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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