can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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