Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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