Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Randomize
