There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I need a beard to bite.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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