Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You're like the curious george of whores
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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