fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
