butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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