giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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