: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
