Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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