my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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