you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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