Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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