but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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