He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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