Those balls look pretty dangerous.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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