im holly from the hills drunk
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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