Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry churr hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

Fav 5 815 2804
share tweet
(203): View more from Connecticut

I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was

Fav 17 1423 4802
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(281): View more from Texas

I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.

Fav 13 3396 1144
share tweet
(818): View more from California

remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,

(702): View more from Nevada

Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.

Fav 116 6954 12714
share tweet
(310): View more from California

If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is

Fav 9 4182 1275
share tweet
(847): View more from Illinois

Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?

Fav 3 4055 1160
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(516): View more from New York

good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.

Fav 19 5393 1516
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(817): View more from Texas

Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."

Fav 10 2306 810
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.

Fav 0 86 15
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT