i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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