I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
what day is it and did you see me today?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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