That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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