I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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