If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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