I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So squirting runs in the family.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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