woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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