is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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