super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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