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i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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