Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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