sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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