the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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