The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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