Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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